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Little Rabbit's sneer 『』

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1)
rabbits hopped to the bakery and asked: "Boss, you have 100 small bread ah?"
Boss: "ah, I'm sorry, not so much"
" so ah... "and walked away crestfallen rabbits.
next day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, "Boss, there is no 100 small bread ah?"
boss: "Sorry, still no ah"
"so ah... "White Rabbit sadly away.
third day, the little rabbit hopped to the bakery, "Boss, there is no 100 small bread ah?"
boss happy to say: "With, with, today we have 100 small bread!! "
rabbits pulled out of money:" Great, I bought two! "

(b)
have a rabbit wolf indecent assault (This rabbit very right),
then ran away, chasing the wolf angrily,
seeing the wolf is about to catch a rabbit,
will sit down in a tree,
Day from sunglasses,cheap designer bags, holding a newspaper to see,
pretend nothing had happened,
Then the wolf came, and saw a rabbit sitting under a tree,timberland shoes,
asked: "have not seen a ran rabbit! "
rabbit replied:" It is not an indecent assault on the wolf's rabbit? "
wolf shouted:" Oh, no! so soon on the newspaper!!! "

(c)
day a little rabbit to ask a shop owner:" Boss, you have carrots? "
boss shook his head:" No . "
rabbits after listening to the" Sou "and ran away.
The next day the rabbit went to the shop asked: "Boss, you have carrots?"
angry boss shook his head: "no."
rabbits after listening to the "Sou" and run.
third day of the rabbits went to the shop asked: "Boss, you have carrots?"
boss angry shouting: "No no! ask me to use pliers to pull your teeth ! "
rabbits after listening to the" Sou "and ran away.
fourth day of the rabbits went to the store,.. Sep Weiyang., shy asked: "Boss, there are a pair of pliers you?"
boss said: "no."
rabbits then asked: "There carrot you? "

do not know how many days passed,Do not want to play to the old Magic, a small black rabbit went to the store owner asked:" Boss, you have carrots? "
angry boss shook his head:" no. "
black rabbit heard on the "Sou" and ran away.
small black rabbit went to the next day the shop asked: "Boss, you have carrots?"
boss is very angry: "No no! ask me to use pliers to pull your teeth!" < br> black rabbit heard on the "Sou" and ran away.
third day of the small black rabbit went to the store, shy asked: "Boss, there are a pair of pliers you?"
boss angry and said: "no."
black rabbit then asked: " you have carrots? "
boss angry, and catch small black rabbit took out a small hammer, the small black rabbit's teeth knocked out of the.
fourth day of the small black rabbit went to the store, ambiguous Q: "Boss, you have carrot juice?"

(4)
giraffe, said: " ; small rabbit, really hope you know how to have a long neck is good. Whatever good things to eat, I eat slowly, when all through my long neck, it can be a long time to enjoy delicious. "
Rabbit expressionless look at him.
"and, in the summer, rabbits, then cold water slowly flowing through my long neck, is so delicious. Have a long neck, great! Rabbits, can you imagine that? "
Rabbit Manyou You say:" You spit before? "

(5)
three rabbits to a mushroom
collected two large to small, go and get wild with some of the small eat
said:" I do not go! I'm gone, you eat a mushroom I had! "
two large, said:" No, go in peace! "
the little rabbit went ~ ~ ~
half a year later, the rabbit never came back.
a big, said: "It does not come back, eat my door!"
another big, said: "wait and it ~ ~ ~"
year later, the rabbit also did not come back.
discuss two major: "Do not wait! we ate it!"
Just then, the little rabbit suddenly from the jungle next to come out angry and said: "Look! I I know you eat the mushrooms! "

(6)
order to test the U.S., Hong Kong,Doudou tell where your body is sick, mainland China, three police strength, the United Nations three rabbits on three forests, to see three police who should find the rabbit.
forest before the first U.S. police, they first spend an entire half day meeting to develop operational plans, strict division of labor, and then to send special forces into the forests carpet fast search results to meet delay time, the rabbit ran,timberland boots, the task failed!
then turn Hong Kong police, who number more than 100 people and sent dozens of police cars lined up outside in the woods, by the leader with the speaker loudspeaker: "Rabbit , rabbit, you have been surrounded, quickly surrender ......" half later, no movement. Flying Tigers into the forest, search again, without result, the task failed!
last is the police, only four, first hit of the day mahjong, one evening to take a baton into the forest, not five minutes, I heard the forest came a cry of *******, the Chinese police for a person smoking a cigarette talking and laughing in out dragged behind a black and blue bear, bears dying said: "Do not call back, I was rabbit ......."
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