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10 kinds of betrayal and the most incredible coinc
06:01, 1969-Dec-31
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First, the most "embarrassing" the betrayal a woman in bed and her lover touching, I suddenly heard the voice of her husband opened the door into the house. "Quick! Standing in the corner Do not move!" A woman rushed over his body rub baby oil, then bathed in lime powder, softly told him, "stand not to move, you pretend to be a plaster." She When her husband into the room, pointing to the corner of East and West: "What is that?" a woman said calmly, "Oh! just plaster. Caijiaying the bedroom has one, I think quite beautiful, so I get furnishings of a home furnishings. "Since the couple do not talk about the plaster until the two had to bed feel. About two early morning,football jerseys, her husband got up to the kitchen to eat, when returning to the room, holding a sandwich, a cup of milk, gave the plaster, said: "Here, eat something! Do not like me, in caijia station three days, even get a drink no saliva. "
2, the most" funny "and having an affair outside of husband and wife have
lover, often find themselves out stimulating, the two rarely spend the night together. One day both at home and have a little guilt on the other side, so extraordinarily gentle. They do not want to sleep until dawn, his wife sat up suddenly stood up and shouted dream remark: "Oh, my husband returned!" My husband an immediately get up and inside out all the clothes so fast, jump out the window garden ......< br> 3, the most "coincidence" of having an affair with a woman while
Mr. fooling around at work secretly with the lover. Two days and in bed, a woman heard the voice of her husband to return the car, she anxiously asked her lover: "Hurry to take your clothes, jump right window!" One look at her lover: "You called me outside under the rain jump out? "" My husband caught the two of us if we will die. "yelled a woman. Her lover had to pick up the clothes, jumped out the window. A result, he plunged into the even jumped into the group of marathon runners, he had to hand carrying clothes while running in to join.
players have asked him: "You used to streaking?" he answered breathlessly said: "Yes ah, thus reducing air resistance." streaking the other players asked the man: "You run when they used to put the clothes in your hand? "he answered a bit breathless:" Yes ah, so to the game finished I can wear clothes, drive home. "said the man asked: "You usually with condoms running?" the man said: "Only when it is worn in the rain."
four, the most "expensive" the betrayal
One night, a man walks into a bar, the bartender said, "Please give me a glass of beer." Bartender: "Well, beer cup, a penny." customers do not believe, shouting: "a penny a glass of beer?!" bartender: "It is, a penny! "Guests looking at the menu, said:" Can you give me a big rib steak, plus mushrooms, french fries,mbt us, two fried eggs. "Bartender:" Certainly, but this very expensive Oh. "guests: "That's how much?" bartender: "a total of four cents!" Guest: "Where the owner of this bar?" bartender: "with my wife in the upstairs!" guest: "He's upstairs with your wife what to do ? "bartender:" As I was downstairs, the bar he did the same! "
five, the most" corruption "of a boss betrayal
travel by car for several days, because of intolerable loneliness, then to a Seeking a beautiful woman, nightclub, It Happened One Night, consumer 1000. To avoid the wife in charge of financial inventory, with the opening of a repair receipt, Remarks: hot weather, the tire burst, with one renewal.
6, the most "puzzling" and a betrayal
seaside village, the village most of the men is often not at home at sea for a long time. Village woman almost everyone having an affair, but betrayal and then going to see the priest in confession. After a while,hair straighteners, the priest suggested, where the woman: "Then we put the word betrayal is called a fall, as long as that [falling] I know!" Later, the old priest retired, he should go before the special account of the village head [fall] to convey the meaning of the word the new priest, but the new priest took office, the mayor has neglected to tell the new priest about it. Women still find the priest to do the same confession, the priest said, with every day today,After breaking up, if we meet again, I fell down. Because too many people fall, so the priest went to the village head, he suggested that the village head to strengthen the road construction, so many people often fall. Unexpectedly, the village head has heard laughter. Father fails to understand and see the village head smiling so happy, very angry and said: "What are you laughing! Village wife has fallen three times this week!"
7, the most "memorable" and a betrayal
funeral they have their days of working late, his work is usually sent to the dead body before burial or cremation of a detailed examination. When he checks the body of Mr. Wang, he was surprised to find, Mr. Wang saw that thing is the longest in his life, the biggest one. "Mr. Wang, I'm so sorry! I can not send this to you for cremation. You Nazhi something so special to be left behind for future generations." So what the coroner to take a scalpel to cut it, wrap it into the bag in the home. The first show to look at his wife: "Wife, I give you a look at the things you absolutely can not believe!" He opened the bag, put that thing out, his wife saw it, he exclaimed "My goodness! Wang dead ! "
VIII, most" accidents "of having an affair
a middle-aged married couple with two beautiful daughters, but they have been longing for a son. They finally decided to make a last attempt, after several months of effort, rewarded for that hard work, his wife is pregnant, nine months later, gave birth to a healthy boy. The happy father rushed to the nursery to see his newborn son, he was terrified he saw his son saw his life turned out to be the ugliest baby. He ran to see his wife and told her that he absolutely can not be the baby's father, and very ferocious scolded his wife: "Do not you carry me Tou Hanzi?" His wife is very sweet he smiled and said: "This time no."
9, most "tragic" the betrayal
Lao Zheng Lying in bed dying, his wife and small meditation at the bedside, holding his hand burst into tears, mouth recited prayers . Lao Zheng opened his eyes and looked at a small Buddhist weak, pale lips open to say softly: "Dear Little Zen Zen ,..." clutching his mouth:" You're tired! Quiet sleep, good, do not tell! "Lao Zheng was unable to say:" But, I have things must we show it! "" nothing to declare in it! you are tired, or a good sleep! "Little Zen weep to say. "No! No! Not! I have to tell the truth, I have to die for peace. I have slept your sister, your best friend, your best friend of a friend." Little Zen gently weeps: " I know that this is why I want to poison your reasons! "
10, the most" handle "the betrayal
two women drinking in the countryside, have been drink-day is gleaming. On the way back, they in acute unbearable,Differences between men and women 18 (not true You, so bite the bullet and went into a roadside cemetery. Did not bring toilet paper as the first woman wiped it off his underwear and discarded underwear. The second woman was found next to a wreath, then wiped his tear off elegiac couplet. Soon after the two women returned home,Lie four kings, their husbands will exchange phone. "It seems that we be careful, they both certainly thing last night, I found my wife came back Mochuanneiku!\I will never forget you '! "
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