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Female teachers and students wonderful dialogue! (
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Female teachers and students wonderful dialogue! (Mrs. entry, please think twice)
a first-year female teacher has recently been plagued by one of his students. the teacher asked: "how do you it?"
student replied: "I'm so smart,Is not the liar, one year too simple for me. I am smarter than my sister had, but she was in grade 3. I think I should also third grade!"
teachers have had enough of him. So she brought the students to the principal's office.
She explained to the principal about the situation of students.
principal recommendations should give students a test, if he got the wrong answer any question,A 25-year-old chairman of advice to students 18, he should stay in first grade. the teacher agreed.
students called into the office, the teacher explained to him the meaning of the principal, students agreed.
Principal: "3 x 3?"
students: "9"
Principal: "6 x 6?"
students: "36"
this way, the President asked a lot of 3-year issue, students answered correctly.
then president of the student teacher said: "I think he can go to the 3rd grade class had."
student teacher said: "Let me ask him some questions it."
principals and students agreed.
teacher: "What does a cow have four and I have only two?"
students: "legs."
teacher: "What stuff you pants and my pants have not?" (principal teacher asked questions of students feel very strange why she should ask these questions, the principal would like.) Student: "pocket."
teacher: "What begins with C, T end, with lots of hair, an oval, with intoxicating, milky white liquid?" President's eyes were open wide open,sale bose headphones, trying to stop the teacher to it, The student said: "coconut (Coconut)."
teacher: "What is that stuff go when the red and hard, but came out soft, and there is mucus?"
students: "bubble gum."
teacher: "What do men do standing up, a woman sat do, do a dog with three legs?"
students: "handshake."
teacher thought for a moment: "Now I will ask you some questions,Changsha my eyes," What do you think I "question, can I?"
Student: "Yes!"
teacher: "You stick? in my inside, on top of me,discount mbt, then I support them. but before I changed in the wet."
students: "tent."
teacher: "My finger will enter. When you're upset when you play with me. The best man always has me."
students: "wedding ring."
teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I was not feeling well, I drip.
When you blow me, you will feel very comfortable. "
students: "nose."
teacher: "I have a hard shot. my head can be inserted into other stuff. then, that stuff will be trembling."
students: "Arrow."
teacher: "What word beginning with F, K at the end, and there are exciting meaning."
students: "fire truck (Firetruck)."
finally asked the question the teacher finished, the principal relief, wiped the sweat from his forehead, said: "fifth-grade students to it,Lacoste sale, just ask your 10 questions that I have all the wrong answers." ... ...
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