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Four surgeons were sitting together, talking about what kind of people they like surgery. first doctor said: "I like the librarian surgery. When you open their bodies, the inside all things are arranged alphabetically. " Second doctor said:" I like to accounting surgery. When you open their bodies, everything is by in numerical order. " Third doctor said:" I like to operate on electricians. When you find the time to open their bodies, all to do with color code of the. " Fourth doctor said:" I like the Japanese surgery. "The other three doctors looked at each other, said pregnant doubt,lacoste sneakers, one of which asked what. The fourth doctor said they do not have heart and liver, no spine, and hip and head to phase exchange. Little Five of Japan's most hated jokes (2) one call to the Japanese businessman,Automotive Logo Design, said: "I'm looking for Mr. Hashimoto. "The operator said:" I'm sorry, he had the world last week to . "The next day another call this person, wanted to talk about Taro. A little tired of the operator, said : "I have been telling you that he died last week. Why do you still call it? "The man said:" Because I love to hear it. " Small five of Japan's most hated jokes (3) a Japanese dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When the waiter Duanshang Yi lobster dish, the Japanese asked: How would you handle have leftover shrimp? "" Of course drained "The waiter Road. "NO! NO! NO! "The Japanese shake head and said," In our Japan leftover shrimp sent to the factory on, made of shrimp cake, and then sell you Chinese. "for a while, the waiter has ended on a plate of fruit, the Japanese asked, pointing to one of the Lemon:" I ask you how handle leftover lemon peel? "" Of course drained "The waiter Road. "NO! NO! NO! "The Japanese shook his head and said ," we Japanese,Mah-off with the family, leftover lemon peel on the feeding factories, made Guozhen, and then sell you Chinese. " Check out, the Japanese side of the chewing gum while smiling paternity:" How did you do with leftover of chewing gum? "" Of course, spit it out "The waiter Road. "NO! NO! NO! "The Japanese shook his head, proud of said," we Japanese, chewing gum factory on the feeding, causing a condom, and then sell you Chinese. "impatient waiter asked:" Do you know In China, how to deal with used condom it? "" Of course,20 Bang Bang's students come, throw out friends. "Japanese Road. Waiter shook his head and said: "NO! NO! NO! In China, used condom would send into the factory, made of chewing gum, and then sell you Japanese. " Small five of Japan's most hated jokes (4) road leading to the Chicago airport with a taxi driving, car ride with a Japanese tourist. At this time, a taxi over the past,nike air max, the Japanese shouted: "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! More fast! "After a ***** , then a taxi over the past. "Look, Nissan! Is made in Japan! Too fast it! "Also a taxi over the past. "Hey! Mitsubishi! Made in Japan! Very soon it! "Taxi drivers are 100 percent of Americans see see so many Japanese car overtook his American car, with the Japanese insolent language,CHI Hair Iron, inevitably feel angry. taxi into the airport parking lot, this time, but also a taxi over the past. "Is a Honda! Made in Japan! Fast Wonderful! Did not rule it! "Taxi driver stopped, snappily *****ren to pointing the meter, said:" 1500 U.S. . "" So close to 1500 dollars would? ! , "" Meter! Made in Japan! Very soon it! Did not rule it! " Small five of Japan's most hated jokes (5) a plane ride above the American one a Japanese and a German one Chinese aircraft fly half suddenly out of gas, the captain announced that there must be a person jumping machine in order to reduce weight, so that Americans will play their personal spirit of the British male went aircraft hatch shouted loudly: the United States and the States of Hurray! ! Then jump up! Aircraft continued to fly ..... captain then announced: weight is too heavy, it's jumped a man! Then the Germans would come out , walked aircraft hatch, shouting loudly: Long live the German Empire! Followed suit and jumped down! Following the aircraft continued flying ..... captain then announced that: No, or weight, and have to jump one! Chinese people read the Japanese one, and stood up and walked to the plane hatch, the Japanese quickly came to hang the hand of the Chinese people: good brother, I will not forget you! Chinese people shouted loudly: The People's Republic of China Long live! ! Then kick the Japanese to kick anymore! ! ...... Leave a Comment { Last Page } { Page 107 of 158 } { Next Page } |
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