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Try Sneaks With Formal Wear

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PALM BEACH—The first thing I do whenever I arrive in Florida is carry our Norwich terrier Liberace into the ocean and wash away any dingle berries from his most private arena. I have become quite skilled at routing them. No dingle berry can escape my detection. Just call me “the dingle-berry whisperer.” Canine hygiene aside, I am in desperate need of this long weekend sun break. I am, as the Brits say, “totally knackered,” as in ready for the knackers yard. (Knackers yard: an abattoir where my ancestors would euthanize superannuated horses,gucci shoe, cut their testicles (knackers) off and melt down their hooves to make glue. Bon appétit!) I am exhausted. Why the limpness, why now? At the risk of sounding like some pathetic debutante, I must tell you honestly that the fall social season is simply wearing me the f*ck out. Recession, schmecession! This year there have been more parties and blowouts than ever, and we have barely reached November. So far, this season has been a memorable one,gucci handbag, especially when viewed through the lens of footwear. The YSL porno pump—it’s that shocker stiletto with the 36-inch heel and 9-inch-high platform—is the shoe du jour. It is so ubiquitous that it no longer looks even remotely extreme. At this point it might just as well be a Ked or a Croc.

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